This Other Eden

the loneliness building with each passing day.

What i am about to post is completely random. Just bear with me.

Hi, my name is lee kah heng, i am 10 years old. I live in Ubi and i have a wonderful
life until that day. Two years ago, a strange old man came up to me and smacked my ass, after that he gave me a wink. He took out a candy and asked me to bring him to the nearest toilet. I did whatever he said because he gave me alot of candies, he then unzip his pants and told me to suck the long thing that came out of it. I refuse but he told me it was a green tea flavoured lolipop. How i wish Joel was there cause he love green tea/"spermicide". I sucked his....( this is not true )

That was one of the thing i always wanted to post. That never really happened lah but whatever i did it for the fun of it.

I always, ALWAYS wanted to create a tutorial to teach people how to be emo. I did took some pictures and stuff but i found out that i am LAZY. So no emo tutorial. WOOOH!

Hmm.. what did i just did?

Today was the 8th time in the year that i laugh very hard. THANKS COLLEGEHUMOUR!

Today i will not be posting any picture.

Went to watch enchanted at cathay with DRAMAfriends.
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!

Rating for the movie 3.5/5 ( OFFICIAL )
My rating 3/5
Mark's rating 2/5
Chesna's rating 5/5!
Youjin's rating ?/5
Eve's rating ?/5
Yo han's rating ?/5
Alethea's rating 4.5/5!
Joel's rating RA/5 (he have alot of erotic thoughts which he did not kept to himself)

"CLAPS" "CLAPS" "CLAPS"

Happy birthday Yo han! Happy birthday EVE! Happy birthday to WAY BACK INTO LOVE!

To Yo han : Hey I LOVE YOUR CAKE! AND YOUR HOUSE! AND YOU! Nope im not a pedophile. ( is that how you spell it? )

To chesna : I know when you see the word pedophile you will go like " WOW kahheng know how to use that word! " ( sarcastic ) or " He know that word?1?! " this is what you deserve if you really did that " _l_ ".

Jingle bells batman smells robin laying egg ( taken from wine kone )

When i first created my blog i named my blog "Story of a small boy" Ohkay Stop laughing you assholes!

I just got my genuine windows vista and 19 inch flatscreen. :)

Oh ya, check out derrickcomedy in youtube, VERY FUNNY
( CAUTION may cause severe stomach ache )

Watched ABCDJ on tvmobile when i went home from youjin's house. The title for the episode is " LOVE is a four letter word " i was like D U H.

Hate some local channel 5 shows.

Sarcastic quote.
ยป I feel so miserable without you, it's almost like having you here.
- Stephen Bishop
( BITCH! )

Made a woman in cathay revealed her ugly self today. ( ATTITUDE! )

Lent mark my nintendo dual screen.

I love my 29 october post :)

I love myself.

Alright, you have come to the end of the SMRT service please alight at this stop.

I always wanted to screw the person who created smrt, i think he just want us to put an a in between m and r.

Alright Good " whatever time you are in now when you read this " :) Hoped you enjoyed reading.

By the way i hate the word "STEAD" and the quote "Hey want to buy a hdb flat together?". FUCK you for not being creative and yes so, so sorry for the language.

=== Deleted, in case my brother sees. ====

ALRIGHT BYE! future self hope you laughed hard at yourself.

so much to say, no words to convey.

Heloooooo people! I just got my wii yesterday!!! YES A FREAKING WII!!!!

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I lied. I really wish someone will buy me a wii.
Anyway back to what i want to post. I love Carly! i love you!I'm not sure your real name is carly since i can't find your information when i type that on the net BUT you are freaking hot!!
( NOTE the following image is nc16 wait no its m18 do not scroll down if you are under 18 )

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This is Carly.

Smoking hot eh?

Now the last photo.

WOW! (:

Ohkay that enough of her and that all for today post.


My future Nintendo DS.


Get this for me please! PLEASE! PLEASE!


ALRIGHT bye im going off now.

i have 33 minutes to post.

Lets not talk about megalodon already, i admit im lazy. But i would love to ask for a wish which is to make everything in this world FREE!!!!!!! That way i can get my hands on wii! WII!!!! WII!!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!! Im going insane! I WANT MY FREAKING WII!!! WII!!!! WII!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AHH..my hands are tired now. LOL.

Check this out wii.nintendo.com

THE GAMES I LOVE
-PGA TENNIS
-SUPER PAPER MARIO
-LEGEND OF ZELDA : TWILIGHT PRINCESS
-GOLF GAME (cant remember the name)
-FIRE EMBELM

look at the things i can do with them ITS SO FREAKING COOL!

WAH LAU I WANT Wii LAH!!!!!

Sigh neh mind find one day when im rich i go buy. I go change template liao lah, night.

I rock

Very very bored today.Soo what did i do?Well i went to wikipedia and search for interesting facts and stuff.Today my general knowledge has increase tremendously.I was exaggerating.Well its not like this is the first time i did it.I actually do that everytime.Its quite interesting to know things that you don't know.Anyway back to today post.First i would like to boost your general knowledge abit too.

Vampires, are they real?

My answer, yes they do exist.Those people who have cable tv and watches a show called "is it real?" you should know what im talking about if you watch that particular episode.Well there is a society existing now in America also worldwide and the members are all vampires.Well these vampires are totally different from the vampires from movies or tv shows.They do not go around finding victims to suck their precious blood but instead they will wait or find people who are willing to donate their blood.But there a story about a vampire who broke the rule.There is a girl named, lucy(i gave her that name)who were hiking one night.A man appeared out of the blue and knock her out.The moment she woke up, she found herself in some old abandon house.

She was all tied up and the man AKA vampire took a needle sucking blood thing and slowly sucks out her blood into a breaker then drinks it when its full.The process continued for half and hour until the victim managed to escaped and reach a roadside and was rescued by a motorist.Half her blood was gone!Well there you have it a vampire or a person who loves to drink blood.

Sea Monsters/Beasts

First we have the KRAKEN, the monster that lies in the depths of the ocean.You might have seen it in Pirates of the carribean.But its totally different.Heres a picture of it.

It has more than 20 legs if you call them that and can destroy ships at ease.You might be thinking that its just a monster from some shows or what so ever.This does exist before!

The Leviathan

Well the Leviathan is a dragon fish monster.Its as big as an Kraken and both monster of the sea fight both cannot win each other.That about it for Leviathan.


A Leviathan.

The Proteus

the oracular Old Man of the Sea and herdsman of the sea-beasts. In the Odyssey, Menelaus relates to Telemachus that he had been becalmed here on his journey home from the Trojan War. He learned from Proteus' daughter, Eidothea ("the very image of the Goddess"), that if he could capture her father he could force him to reveal which of the gods he had offended, and how he could propitiate them and return home. Proteus emerged from the sea to sleep among his colony of seals, but Menelaus was successful at holding him, though Proteus took the forms of a lion, a serpent, a leopard, a pig, even of water or a tree. Proteus then answered truthfully, further informing Menelaus that his brother Agamemnon had been murdered on his return home, that Ajax the Lesser had been shipwrecked and killed, and that Odysseus was stranded on Calypso's Isle Ogygia.That was a little cut out from wikipedia.
Here a picture of the old monster.


And the most powerful beast that ever rule the sea.
The MEGALODON!
www.wikipedia.com to check out this monstrous beast