PHFDS
THE STORY OF THE DEAD BLOG.
By:THE GREAT ME
Edited by:THE GREAT ME
One not so fine day,THE GREAT ME named Kaya,who is a sorcerer,was surfing through
the net and he found a blog:peanutbutterkaya.blogspot.com.IT IS DEAD!And the time of death is on december 05 2006.Kaya found the one who is responsible for the death,who was kahheng,and uses his dark magic to teleport him to his mother asshole.Kahheng died a few days later and Kaya,the evil one,took over the name,kahheng,and began to revive the dead blog.He whispered a spell"UM NUMB NIA,UM NUMB NIA" for quite some time and then WAH LA the blog is revived.The blog thank Kaya for his help and agreed to let Kaya to be his new master.Kaya then took over the blog and that how the blog revived.THE END
THE WHOLE EARTH IS DOOM.
Kaya will now teleport the people who killed their blog into their mother asshole.
Never Never Never Kill your blog!!
I HOPE LEE KAH HENG,R.I.P, Will learn his lesson and be at a better place called HEAVEN.
Kahheng in heaven:MAN,WHO WROTE THIS STUFF!
Kaya:It is I WHO WROTE IT!"ANGRY"Any More Question?
Kahheng in heaven: "Shivering" no..pe noo..oo more question
Kaya:Good GOOD! MUAHAHAHAHHAHA
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The Chinese FAMILY(a joke)
Catherine:Dad where are we?
Dad:China!
Catherine:Which part?
Dad:Downtown
Catherine:Downtown China?
Dad:Ok catherine no more question
Catherine:...
And that how Catherine never knew of where she stays